remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
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remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
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we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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Imagine your icon transforming into a magical girl.
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Full set of Madoka prints complete! I’m actually really glad I went through and finished drawing all of them even though I didn’t plan to originally..! These were drawn over a period of two years so the style’s really all over the place haha. 2011: Homura, Sayaka / 2012: Kyoko, Mami / 2013: Madoka
Oh my god these are incredibly beautiful.
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I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
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Sophie got into the habit of putting each hat on its stand as she finished it, where it sat looking almost like a head without a body, and pausing while she told the hat what the body under it ought to be like. She flattered the hats a bit, because you should flatter customers.
A little late for May Day, but here’s a sketch of book-accurate Sophie Hatter.
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Yay or Nay: Should You Go to College?
Ahhhh education schmedication. Thats a word right?
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
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This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
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365movies in 2013 (45/365)Zombieland (2009) Director: Ruben FleischerLittle Rock: Boy, who’s Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I have never hit a kid before, but I mean that’s like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who’s Gandhi?
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I’m not afraid.
dayummmm
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SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
Layers and layers of communist propaganda